What to do with all that pesky free time
I, Julie, decided that I needed a hobby. I went to the local vo-tech and took a beginner's knitting class, and I did really well and liked it a lot. First I learned to do this:

Then I learned how to do this:

Then I looked in a book and learned how to do this:

And eventually I got the courage to try this:

Don't go putting orders in for sweaters or anything. Phil says the soundtrack to his evening is now "click...click...click..crap!..click...crap!"